[There's a small part of him that wonders if everyone is taking crazy pills. Besides Stefan, he means.]

Sarcastic in the way it'd actually be good to see you if we weren't in a post-apocalyptic mess, sure. [Given it. In the bag, like his... his sais? Right. All the vampires get good, long-range weapons and he gets knives.

Hilarious.] Are you okay?