Damon Salvatore (
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deadweight2012-07-06 01:24 pm
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oo1 ♞ video.
[That may or may not be a very faint bruise across the bridge of his nose. Elena's arm swing is a little stronger than it used to be and apparently he bruises now which is perfect.]
So how's being in the real world working out for everyone? Scale of zero to zero.
Remember, don't hurt yourselves with those brand new toys.
[Especially you, Elena.]
So how's being in the real world working out for everyone? Scale of zero to zero.
Remember, don't hurt yourselves with those brand new toys.
[Especially you, Elena.]
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Elena's here. You? And if you answer yes, please tell me it's someone useful like Bonnie and not [anyone else in Mystic Falls, possibly minus Stefan] ...the quarterback.
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Okay. It still kind of does. Alaric even hesitates to respond, a) because he's still pissed, shitty apology or not, and b) ... he's still pissed. It's a good enough excuse. But. Devil that you know and all that.
Also, survival.]
Your brother almost shot me in the head.
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Your tone indicates I'm supposed to think that doesn't even things out. You know. Barely.
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Also, seriously? Hearing this from the guy who killed him a week ago makes him want to throw the freaking phone.] Even things out? Between the two of you, that's not gonna happen.
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[God knows why. He'd say to protect Elena, no doubt, but Rick can't know Elena is here.]
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action; thread-jacking fite me
action; omg I would never fite you :*
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Is she here?
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Stefan's finger brushes over the button to cut the call, but it's already too late. This conversation is public. Running out now would say more than staying and bantering pointlessly, so he forces himself to get a grip and change the subject.]
Did you read the pamphlets?
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[Don't tell him they're back at that because Damon's gonna throw Stefan to the ground again. Possibly on top of something sharp and wooden.]
No, I just threw them away immediately so I've got no clue what's going on. Of course I read them. What about it?
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Stefan!
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[There's no hiding the faintly bewildered surprise in his expression as Caroline bounds onto his video screen, all blonde hair and determined cheer. For a split second, all he sees is Lexi, arms folded, with that painfully familiar what-am-I-going-to-do-with-you look as she surveys his latest bloody accident.
The resemblance fades. Guilt and shame stays. Stefan shuts his eyes.]
What are you doing here?
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private; video. (:D)
private; video. (>:[)
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[And he looks a bit more carefully.]
Were you injured?
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[Semantics, really.]
Let's just say someone's hand slipped.
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[A little dispute, then. Well, an injury like that doesn't need any real treatment beyond some personal care.]
Some kind, I suppose. But zombies? It's just ridiculous.
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What weapon did they give you?
-SH
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[Seriously, was he supposed to make physical air quotes around the phrase "real world"?]
A lawnmower. You?
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Brass knuckles. Utterly useless against the 'creatures' here; probably what our hosts wanted. Handgun came with me when they pulled me out of London.
have you seen the 'zombies' yet?
-SH
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I give it a negative seventy-five.
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Speaking of which: cold showers should deduct at least two hundred from that previous score. [He's not looking forward to trying to shave for the duration of this pointless little trip, either.] Where does that leave us?
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